Coming back on Tuesday !

I don’t have any queue set up, I didn’t have time to make one. 

Have a very nice weekend, lovelies !

-Lily

OTP member 1: Hey, pass the ketchup.

OTP member 2: Kay.

Me: HOLY SJFHJF&%^)JABF%#BV EYECONTACT IS IT JUST ME OR DID THEIR FINGERS LINGER OMG THE ANGST DID YOU SEE THAT SEXUAL TENSION KETCHUP MEANS SEX THEY WERE DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT HARDCORE BANGING THEY’RE SO DOING IT TONIGHT SHIT I THINK I SAW TONGUE

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

sodamnrelatable:

the-vashta-nerada:

whenever my mom introduces my siblings and i to people she’s like “this is my eldest daughter kate who is going to law school and here’s my youngest jenna who is doing really well in high school” 

and then she’s like “and this is marielle and one time she made a kazoo cover of one day more from les mis and it got really popular on the internet”

incurableotaku:

rawrbeccasaurusrex:

itsmeloony:

iblamecolin:

rainbowballz:

why aren’t cloaks popular

I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man

you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations

We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!

it’s likely none of us go outside

They make a depressingly good point.

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY